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Our adoption fee is $80.00 and covers one set of shots, rabies, leukemia test and sterilization. My name is Max and I am 16 yrs old per rumor… Last year my young mom went to college, evil granny took me to the shelter. I gave all hope up; I just sat there and bite everyone. I am old and grumpy!! Then this goofy lady that smells like dogs came in and said load him I’ll take him. All the shelter people where trying to talk her out of it and she said no one deserves to die and someone that had a happy life. So this goofy lady takes me home to what she calls that zoo. So I get there it smells like a dog… then to my eyes I see more furry creatures that kind of look like me but that are on steroids. Petite little me what on earth has happened did cats breed with Great Danes? Oh I was horrified! But I was not going to let them know, oh no way so I dug deep in my stomach to sound like a lion and I started to scream at them loud and swinging like this was it… those fool just looked at me funny and then oh my what happened those things had sharp thingy’s growing out of their fingers. That smelly lady kept saying I’m declawed. She is not right sometimes; it is being around all those dogs I tell you. So next thing you know I am in a room by myself she says it is for my own good, and I should at least open my eyes when I want to scrap with these giant. So I was thinking if I got a warm lap from a grumpy old man that I may bite you sometimes? I cannot tell you I will be here for long but I can tell you for whatever time I have left I will love you!!!