Lime (24-144 C)

Single and Ready to Pounce! Name: Lime Breed: Monochrome Marvel Hobbies: Chasing laser pointers, knocking things off shelves, and plotting world domination (one yarn ball at a time). About Me: Hi there, potential hooman! I'm Lime, the feline equivalent of a black-and-white action movie. I've got the moves, the charisma, and the whiskers to steal your heart faster than you can say tuna treat. What I'm Looking For: Someone who appreciates my adventurous spirit! I've climbed Mount Couch, explored the treacherous hallway, and survived the Great Vacuum Monster Attack of '22. But life's too short to face hairballs alone, ya know? Ideal Date: Picture this: A moonlit night, a windowsill with a view, and a plate of freshly caught imaginary mice. We'll discuss the meaning of life (it's definitely not just napping, right?) and debate whether cardboard boxes are portals to other dimensions. Turn-Ons: Feather wands (seriously, they're my weakness) Sunbeams (I'm solar-powered) Purring contests (I've got a 5-octave range) Turn-Offs: Closed doors (what secrets are they hiding?) Wet paws (ew, soggy fur) Dogs (they're like oversized squirrels with identity issues) Swipe Right If: You're up for midnight zoomies, appreciate a good head boop, and won't judge me for my occasional I'm a majestic panther moments. Bonus points if you've got a scratching post taller than the Eiffel Tower! So, dear potential hooman, are you ready to embark on a wild adventure with me? Let's create our own purr-fect love story!