Merry

Meet Merry! Merry is a fat little dog whose only joy is food. The Dr. says she's obese but we here at Rescue Ranch know she's actually bursting at the seams with hatred. She is sure to hate you, your neighbors, your mother-in-law, your taste in music, and your daily outfit. Surprisingly, she tolerates other dogs and some cats, but will not tolerate fun, late dinners, laughter, or happiness of any kind. Who knew so much loathing could come in such a small and cute package? If you're looking for a judgmental friend to sit on your porch and bring trauma to your community, look no further because Merry is the dog for you! Just be sure to bring lots of treats, it's the only thing to crack the code to Merry's cold heart. Thank you for considering adopting a Rescue Ranch dog. While they are with us, each and every rescue dog receives the best of care in a loving and nurturing environment. Their routines include daily playgroups or partnering with dog buddies, quality time walking or being groomed, and two meals a day with dog biscuits for dessert. All of our dogs receive the best in veterinary care and are spay/neutered, microchipped, heartworm negative, and fully vaccinated. The standard adoption donation fee for all dogs and puppies is $300 (unless a reduced fee applies ) APPLY NOW